Brotherhood of the Wolf – 0 stars

A mystical period piece about the stupidest looking animal ever – a big cat or wolf in a metal suit that ravages the French pre-Revolution countryside, eating only women and children. Lots of slo-mo, stop action, about 5 Jackie Chan-Matrix-like fight scenes, many exploding pumpkins, and a lot of frilly costumes.  Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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