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Shortly after World War II, a new commanding officer (John Mills) comes to a Scottish Highlands post to replace the interim commander (Alec Guinness). Guinness commanded the men during the war and after, he oversees them as half-tyrant, half-doting parent (he calls them “my babies”), and his supervision is attuned solely to his whim and fancy. Mills is a patrician, no-nonsense by-the-book type, from a “better” school and family, who forswears whiskey, fighting and Guinness’ mercurial style. In turn, Guinness does everything in his power to undermine Mills, while the officers under their supervision take sides or negotiate the situation as best they can.

Ronald Neame’s picture feels more play than film (unsurprisingly, the movie was adapted for the stage in a production which toured Britain in 2006). Initially, it is a pedestrian story. The struggle for power and Guinness’ intrigues seem minor given the stakes. Mills is such a priggish martinet and Guinness such an imperious, blustering caricature, the effect is wearying, and the story just seems old-fashioned, even for its time. But then, the picture veers into psychological drama, and both actors reveal true vulnerability and insecurity borne of a palpable but unstated post-traumatic stress from their war experiences. The performances are gut-wrenching as both men struggle with their demons and express an internal torture. Mills combats it with rigid discipline and Guinness with roaring ferocity, and their fates take on much greater importance.

Very solid, if dated picture.

Note of caution – if you don’t like the bagpipes, avoid.

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A gritty, frenetic, week-in-the-low life story about petty criminals and their Brooklyn neighborhood, Nic Gomez’s handheld, documentary style never falters. It is an arresting view. Unfortunately, it is a view of characters so dull, inbred, and doomed, it is very hard to care about their fate or world.

Peter Greene (Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects) is a small-time, catch-as-catch-can grifter. With his dimwitted pal, Jon (Adam Trese), he is as likely to steal your clock radio as shoplift from a Dollar Store knock-off. In the doing, he elides honest work and the disapproval of his girlfriend (a very young Edie Falco), moves up a notch to selling guns (which have been entrusted to him by another Sopranos alum, Paul Schulze, who played Father Phil Intintola), and tries to protect Jon, who has little intelligence and less self-restraint.

It’s hard to give a rat’s ass about these people, though they are all well served by the actors. In particular, Trese’s simple childish thug is so authentic, I considered the actor may be mentally disabled. But Gomez is so committed to verisimilitude (a better review called the picture “mercilessly anthropological”) that most scenes boil down to dunces and half-wits yelling at each other. Violence is always looming, but you start to pine for it, if only to shut everyone up.

On the plus side, the cinematography is immediate and assured, and the performances searing. Hard to fathom this was a 12 day shoot for under $50k.

Gomez got one bigger budget shot ($5 million for New Jersey Drive) but ended up doing a lot of episodic television, starting with Homicide Life on the Streets, Law and Order and yes, even one episode of the The Sopranos.

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The movie is a projectile vomit of the worst type of overacting, the principal emitter being Eric Roberts, though Mickey Rourke and Burt Young give him a run for his money on occasion.  The story is nothing. Rourke is a smooth maître d’, Roberts is his dimwit waiter cousin. Roberts screams and shakes and hollers and overemotes, always talking about his next big deal, always with ants in his pants. Rourke humors him but the indulgence soon lands them both in trouble.  They get crosswise with crime lord Bed Bug Eddie (Young) in a rip-off gone bad.  Young exacts his revenge on Roberts and then we get this.

In the pantheon of film histrionics, it may get no worse.

Ironically, the only memorable thing about this dull, pedestrian turd is the dramatic flatulence.

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The obligation and title of Filmvetter is weighty enough, but to have so many omissions in what I should have seen, well brother, it’s a heavy burden. And boy, is this omission glaring. Up until a few weeks ago, I’d never seen Martin Scorsese’s masterpiece about a minor mob figure (Harvey Keitel) negotiating his ambition while fending off the crazy of his childhood friend Johnny (Robert DeNiro); grappling with his carnal desires, primarily with Johnny’s epileptic cousin Teresa (Amy Robinson); and reconciling his Catholicism with his life .

It’s hard to overstate the brilliance of the movie. Raw, pulpy, kinetic, the picture also oozes with verisimilitude. You can smell the violence in the air, always nearby, hovering, waiting. Keitel moves as a man with a mark on his back, trying to hold it all together while Johnny and Teresa make more and more demands of him. Yet his skills are such that you think, foolishly, he might just pull it off. In his little world, which feels like a few square blocks in the city with its own barbaric codes and uncrossable lines, he never stands a chance, not with the decency that proves to be his Achilles heel.

It’s all here for Scorsese: the handheld frenetic tracking shots, the spot-on use of music, the Catholic iconography, the bravura interludes:

The picture is transfixing.  It is also important to note that Mean Streets was the first true Scorsese feature. He’d gone to Hollywood as the next hot thing, directing an underwhelming Boxcar Bertha for Roger Corman, after which John Cassavetes rebuked him with, “You’ve just spent a year of your life making a piece of shit.” This jewel followed.

So, that’s my lapsed Catholic confession. I might as well go all in.

Of the AFI Top 100 films, I have not seen the following:

City Lights

Sunset Boulevard

The General

The Grapes of Wrath

Annie Hall

It Happened One Night

The Gold Rush

Nashville

Cabaret

A Clockwork Orange

Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans

Swing Time

A Yankee Doodle Dandy

I don’t know if I’ll get to these, and even if I do, honestly, what hasn’t been written about them?

Stay tuned.

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I am a Walter Hill enthusiast. His scripts for The Getaway and The Drowning Pool are cynical, economical, and hard-boiled, but also, deftly clever. Hill is not showy, so his dialogue never comes off as anachronistic or stilted.

He’s also adept with historical pieces. The Long Riders is a gem, his best and most complete film.

48 Hours is overlooked, known more as the vehicle for Eddie Murphy’s ascent, but in its brutal bones is a real beating heart, as can be seen in Mike from Better Call Saul imploring Jack Cates not to give up his gun.

Then there is The Warriors, a cult classic that somehow elides silliness despite a premise that would make lesser men chortle. Hill guides the Warriors through a comic book hellscape of late 70s NYC where all the other increasingly ridiculously attired gangs (one wears suspenders and roller skates, another sports black-and-white face paint and baseball bats) are after them and you can’t get enough.

Lin Manuel Miranda is readying it for Broadway.

Hill often gets the slightly condescending moniker “workmanlike” but to me, that just mean he merits more work.

He has some lazy slop (Extreme Prejudice), paycheck work (Red Heat), and ill fits (Brewster’s Millions), but even later in his career, he directed two rich historical features (Wild Bill, Geronimo: An American Legend).

So, what of The Driver, Hill’s second feature as writer-director?

Sadly, if ever there was a tonal failure made toxic by terrible casting, this is the picture.

Ryan O’Neal is a stud driver, a man-with-no-name type who is the hire for robbery getaways. He drives. That’s it. We know nothing of him, other than his simple rooming house existence (he lays in bed fully clothed with the door open) and uber-laconic (or catatonic) demeanor.

I can think of no worse choice for this role. Whereas Steve McQueen’s grim humor or Charles Bronson’s hard stoicism might have worked, O’Neal doesn’t look cool. He looks like he has a fever and slight indigestion.

Hill could have paired the dyspeptic O’Neal with a romantic interest, someone who could draw him out, ala’ Jacqueline Bisset in Bullitt. Instead, he chose 23 year old Isabel Adjani, and she underplays the already monotone O’Neal. She’s barely more than a mannequin and nothing said between the two is interesting or illuminating. Bruce Dern, as the dogged detective obsessed with catching O’Neal, must have sensed the sleepy miens of his co-stars, and he counters with a manic performance bordering on the comical. It doesn’t help that he sports Napoleon Dynamite’s hairstyle before it was ironic.

It’s not all casting. Hill seems bored by his story halfway through the flick, and things happen that make you go, “Wait. How did the cops know where the money would be? Did I fall asleep?”     

The car chases are fine, if routine and overlong. There is no sequence that approaches the virtuoso chases in The French Connection, Bullitt, or The Seven-Ups.

Pretty bad. On Youtube.

Based on a true person if not story, Adrian Cronauer (Robin Williams) is a popular disc jockey stationed in Vietnam where he entertains the troops with his wacky hijinks, falls in love with a local gal, has a run in with her Viet Cong brother, and finds out that the true enemy is not the North Vietnamese, but an uptight sergeant (J.T. Walsh) who hates his funny so much he routes him through a VC-controlled highway, presumably, because he hopes he will be killed.

Because Cronauer is a wise ass, and later, a humanitarian, he must die. 

Barry Levinson’s (Diner, The Natural) schmaltz fest is really just a vehicle for Williams to be zany. He more than delivers. In the doing, the men love him and snigger at the squares who do not, including the sergeant who so hates bits, sound effects, impressions, and double entendres he tries to have Cronauer killed. 

But our watermelon-smashing Gallagher Christ, he won’t be held down.  Not after this pep talk:

EDWARD

And I literally think that you owe it to all of them to get your ass back on the air.

ADRIAN

If you haven’t noticed, the army doesn’t really want me, Ed. They’ve been harassing me since the day I got off the plane.

EDWARD

So what? It’s the guys in the field that matter, remember? Those are the guys that are dyin’.

A homogenous 80s sit-com fluff ball with half-hearted altruistic pretensions, powered solely by Williams’ manic energy, which, to be fair, can be entertaining.   

I recently watched a documentary on the estimable Sidney Lumet and ran across one of his later films on one of my streaming queues. Q&A is a New York City potboiler about an idealistic and ambitious young assistant district attorney (Timothy Hutton) and his quarry, a corrupt, enigmatic detective (Nick Nolte). The film opens with Nolte executing a perp and planting a gun. Hutton is brought in by the district attorney (Patrick O’Neal) to investigate the shooting.  It is clear from the outset that Hutton is supposed to play ball and not dig too deep. Hutton is more than happy to perform the task.

Then Hutton has lunch with an old mentor (Lee Richards). Hutton tells Richards that O’Neal is tough but fair, and decisive.

Richards, who once worked with O’Neal, does not tell Hutton to be wary. Rather, he tells him that O’Neal is a prick, a racist and an anti-Semite who manufactures evidence to put people in the electric chair. He also tells Hutton a story. In one case, O’Neal went to go witness one of the black defendants he railroaded “fry” at Sing Sing, and when he came back to the DA’s office, he crowed about it, telling the other lawyers that he sure hoped that the guy was guilty. Hardy har!

“Fuck him. Now and forever,” says Richards. 

To this, Hutton eats his corned beef sandwich. He does not object. He does not ask any questions. He does not say to his mentor, “Come on. You must be exaggerating.”  He just eats. 

Then Richards tells Hutton that the case he drew is all wrong, suggesting that Nolte must’ve planted a gun, because the decedent never carried a .45, only a .32. 

More chewing of corned beef.  Ho hum.

That is when I turned this intolerably stupid film off.

22 minutes in. 

We already know from the outset that Nolte is dirty, and now we know that the district attorney is even dirtier and everyone knows Nolte is dirty.

At 22 minutes, we also know that the script is dogshit and the Hutton character may have been lobotomized.

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Like Walter Hill, Peter Hyams is a workmanlike director with several efficient and entertaining movies under his belt. Capricorn One, Outlander, and Narrow Margin are crisp commercial fare with occasional flair. While Hyams does not have a masterpiece in his oeuvre, unlike Hill (The Long Riders), after watching this flawed debut, you feel one was in there.

Busting tracks its’ early buddy cop kin, Freebie and the Bean, but swaps out the verbose and frenetic James Caan and Alan Arkin for the dour and focused Elliott Gould and Robert Blake. The latter are two LA vice detectives who are becoming disillusioned with the pointlessness of rousting massage parlors, gay bars and porno shops. They become obsessed with a corrupt crime lord (Alan Garfield) who thwarts their work by paying off the cops, politicians, and judges.

It’s an uneven picture, sometimes quietly comic, then discordantly violent. The camera work, however, is superb. In particular, a stunning extended foot chase shootout through Grand Central Market at night. The dolly shot was filmed decades before the pool scene in Boogie Nights and the nightclub scene in Goodfellas and was made all the more difficult because the leads flow, dodge and weave through dozens of terrified extras screaming and crouching as bullets whiz about. The scene is not an anomaly. Hyams has a deft feel and eye that portended a more illustrious career.

Other notes. 

Gould is an LA detective who wears a Washington Redskins winter hat, which is cool. 

As with Freebie and the Bean, if they showed this politically incorrect picture at Oberlin, the student body would revolt.

The movie is also said to have been the inspiration for Starsky and Hutch. 

During the shootout, Hyams does things often ignored in such scenes. People fall. An innocent bystander get shot. And lo and behold, both Blake and Gould reload their revolvers. 

Quentin Tarantino’s take:

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My daughter has been keeping an eye out for special screenings of older films, and Sunday, we went out to Tyson’s Corner to see Mike Nichols’ adaptation of La Cage au Folles, The Birdcage.

The film is a classic combination of crack timing, unrestrained joy, and comedic generosity. If you haven’t seen it (and it is currently on any number of streaming services, including Netflix), you are engaging in unnecessary self-neglect.

Since it is a well-known classic, I’ll just offer a few observations.

1. It is a crime no one was nominated from the picture. Not the uproarious Nathan Lane, the surprisingly canny Gene Hackman (who was just coming into his own as a comic force after the prior years’ Get Shorty), or the gut-busting Hank Azaria, the butler who can neither cook nor walk in shoes. Not even …

2. Robin Williams, who plays well-off character as the straight man, allowing Lane to fill the zany and manic spaces he normally occupies. Williams is the glue. Sure, he is funny, but he’s largely setting up everyone else, and in the rare moments of genuine drama (which are smartly short and tender), he packs a wallop.

3.  The set-up is ingenious. The daughter (Calista Flockhart) of a scandal-escaping conservative moral majoritarian senator (Hackman) falls in love with the son (Dan Futterman) of a gay couple who own and perform at a South Beach drag club (Williams and Lane). At the behest of the smitten son, Williams and Lane try to tone down their gayness and play as straight, conservative Greek diplomats (Williams the father, and Lane, the uncle) while entertaining the senator and his wife (Diane Wiest) for dinner. In the wrong hands, that same set-up could portend a preachy lesson-fest that has a few yuks, but Nichols (or rather, his longtime collaborator, screenwriter Elaine May) is having none of that. May is about the laughs and any zingers are broadly comic, more cultural than political, and woven tightly in the larger bit. Her bon mots never get in the way of the physical comedy, they enhance it.

Case in point.

Wonderful picture.            

A smarter than average bank robber (Walter Matthau) robs a small town New Mexico bank that, unbeknownst to him, is holding $750,000 in mob money. The job goes terribly bad. Matthau’s wife and wheel woman (Jacqueline Scott), an accomplice, and several deputies are shot dead. When Matthau and his surviving accomplice (Andrew Robinson, the memorable Scorpio Killer in Dirty Harry) hear on TV that the robbers only got away with several thousand dollars, he susses out the massive shitstorm that is coming in the form of mob money man John Vernon and enforcer Joe Don Baker. Matthau has to figure out how to survive the ordeal.      

This is a competent and serviceable Don Siegel (Dirty Harry, Escape from Alcatraz) crime flick. The picture is no great shakes but it has its moments, and the cat-and-mouse machinations of the characters are compelling.  

The picture is also very very weird.

First, apparently, in the 70s, all you had to do to a woman to transform her to putty in your hands was rough them up a bit. Sure, 1960s James Bond could get away with it, but a majority of those women were play-acting for the post-coital kill, so, all’s fair. Not so the women of this flick. A slap or threat, and they positively melt. Times change.

Second, there are several actors who should not be kissing women in film. John Wayne is probably number one. Brad Pitt, with his blasé remove, is three.  Matthau has got to be number two. In this flick, he kisses his dead wife on the lips – twice – and then he beds a live woman (Vernon’s executive secretary, Felicia Farr). It’s hard to tell which woman was less enthralled. Matthau looks ridiculous and uncomfortable.

Last, has there ever been a luckier actor than Joe Don Baker? “Oh, so, you want me to be a quirky Southern tough guy who can exude jovial sarcasm followed immediately by swift violence?  I can do that.” And a career playing basically the same role – and playing it well – followed.

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