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You can only go so far with Oliver Stone’s antics behind the camera.  But sometimes, it gets you 3/4 through a movie.  Watchable, occasionally engaging, and always stupid, anything of value from this movie comes from Stone’s eye on the speed and madness of professional football.  His frenetic editing and jump-cuts to varying film stocks keeps you watching, plus the fact that it is football, it is glitzy, it is steamy, sultry Miami, and Dennis Quaid, Jamie Foxx and James Woods provide some surprises to their hackneyed personas.

All of which helps you forget that Al Pacino, as the gruff ole’ coach, is mailing in his 76th lousy post-Tony Montana performance; Stone’s tried-and-true preachy and over-the-top screenplay of (you guessed it) man stuff and redemption; Stone’s excesses, borne of a director who simply won’t take “Um, Oliver, isn’t that a little much?” for a question; a high cheesiness factor, as Stone (unlike Cameron Crowe in Jerry Maguire) apparently wouldn’t pony up to pay for NFL rights, so we are left with the Dallas Knights and the Miami Sharks; and, an embarrassing turn by wide-mouth bass-headed Cameron Diaz, as a supposed ball-busting owner of the Sharks (it appears she just misses her Daddy, the former owner, who wanted a boy).

Boys Don’t Cry is a picture about an unfortunate Lincoln, Nebraska woman (Hillary Swank) with gender identity issues.  She wants to be a boy, so she crops her hair short and poses as a boy.  In those moments, where she has “passed” and tasted affection from the vantage point of a male, the film works.  We see the fearful life Swank leads, how her surroundings and her gender conspire against her desire to express what she feels and who she thinks she is. Swank has you share her exhiliration as she ends an evening with a kiss from a unknowing date.  Her performance is justly praised.

Swank soon falls in with a motley crew of losers, including an ex-con, a self-mutilator who has burned his own family out of house and home, and a girl who aspires to leave her job canning broccoli so she can get paid as a karaoke singer (Chloe Sevigny).  Swank falls in love with Sevigny, and a white trash Romeo and Juliet ensues.

Director Kimberly Peirce has a firm grip on the picture when she is depicting Swank’s acceptance into this group.  It plays as a more rough-hewn American Graffiti where the gang eschews the strip for the highways of Nebraska, and malts become beers and bong hits.  Peirce shows a group moving fast (she uses the effect of fast speed highway lights, super slow-motion shots of the gang getting high in the back of a car, and a police chase off-road in the dust) and going nowhere.

Unfortunately, in real life, the Swank character was murdered, and the second half of the film grounds to the halt of numbing, repeated brutalization of Swank.  Director Peirce pours it on at the end, with 4 scenes of debasement and cruelty.  Swank is so dehumanized that any emotional power is drained from the film.   I suppose the end is defensible on grounds of reality, but it saps the early beauty of the film and worse, it blots out Swank’s singular character until she is just another unrecognizable victim of senseless American violence.

The cynical Western of the 70s has a few decent entrants.  The Ballad of Cable Hogue and The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean come to mind.  Butch Cassidy showed it in sleek form (though it was released in 1969), and The Wild Bunch was the birth. Richard Brooks’ Bite the Bullet is a lesser work, a film that doesn’t catch its stride until well into the last third, giving you precious little to savor until that point.

Essentially, the film is a turn of the century Cannonball Run. A disparate cast of characters comes to town to run a 700 mile race.  There’s the gambler looking for his last big score (James Coburn – in a nice touch, he is introduced kicking the boot of another character, just as he had his boot kicked in The Magnificent Seven), the wild young kid looking to make a name for himself (Jan Michael Vincent, pre-crack up), the mysterious ex-whore with a heart of gold (Candice Bergen), the proud and quietly suffering Mexican (some Mexican guy), the over-the-hill man looking for his place in the era (Ben Johnson), and the sporting English gentleman (some English guy).

Off they go, with Gene Hackman to round them out. Hackman is a pre World War I man of the ages; he loves animals (if this wasn’t the forerunner to Robert Redford in The Electric Horseman, I’ll eat my Willie Nelson records, an empty threat for I own none). He is kind to women and whores, treating them as equals. He is a civil rights advocate, and he even is a little anti-war.  This is the story, and the characters live and learn – and become better people for it – through the grueling marathon.

The script has some punch, but is mostly leaden.  You’ll find that Coburn quoted Bible verse well-ahead of Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction and someone punched an animal on film before Alex Karras in Blazing Saddles.  You’ll suffer through “I’ve forgotten how good a bad women feels” and “Killin’ a man don’t prove you’re a man” (delivered unconvincingly by fashion model Bergen) but you’ll also enjoy “Why don’t you tell me the story of your life.  Just skip everything until the last few minutes.”  Particularly good – the whore who asks Hackman pre-coitus, “How do you like it?” – to which he retorts, “Without conversation.”

Coburn and Hackman are fine, but they aren’t exerting themselves, and you see in their performances a defter Mel Gibson/Danny Glover tandem, with a bit more grit and dust.  Bergen is invisible, as should be expected. She is the Andie MacDowell of her age (Raquel Welch did better in Hannie Caulder and that’s saying nothing).

Brooks’ direction is workmanlike and uninspired (he is, after all, a workmanlike and largely uninspiring director, with credits from Cat on A Hot Tin Roof to Elmer Gantry to Looking for Mr. Goodbar).  That said, he reaches a few moments of renown.  In one sequence, he effectively uses slow-motion to depict a horse sprint between Coburn and Vincent.   Vincent is losing, and his horse is fading, so Brooks splits the screen for effect (not split by a bar, ala’ The Boston Strangler, but split so that Coburn and Vincent are side-by-side), but Brooks keeps Vincent in slow-motion, while Coburn remains in real time.

Alex North’s score was nominated for an Academy award.  I cannot see why.  It is a bad Aaron Copland copy, and in that Copland has been used rather freely, from The Magnificent Seven to Spike Lee’s He Got Game, the cheap facsimile (replete with orchestral diversions into standard American ditties) was hardly necessary.

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Sam Raimi’s Fargo without the sweep, innovation or strong characterizations.  It settles for snow and violence.

Three men, two of them brothers (Bill Paxton, Billy Bob Thornton) find money. They try to keep it. Things go terribly wrong.

Thornton was deservedly nominated for best supporting actor. He plays an alternatively canny and dimwitted local yokel who unravels as the heat increases. Thornton captures perfectly the essence of the childlike, simple brother who stays home to drink with his dog, immersed in something beyond his capabilities by his smarter, greedier brother (Paxton).

Unfortunately, Raimi’s direction is workmanlike and forgettable. In the end, however, the script sinks the ship. Paxton is dumber than a hound’s tooth. Worse, he is singularly uninteresting and he is the protagonist we are forced to follow, more so than Thornton.

Bridget Fonda plays his greedy wife, a transformation that takes her over in a millisecond.  In fact, it would be hard to cast two thinner actors than Paxton and Fonda.  Perhaps this was the strategy, to show everyday folks turned to greedy dullards, but dullards are dullards.

The plan simply wasn’t simple enough for these snoozers.

The Wrestler.  Depressing and not really much above a standard “I’m just a broke down piece of meat so I need to re engage with my daughter and dance with the stripper with a heart of gold” tale.  It’s gritty, bloody and dark, but not really all that interesting.  Darren Aronofsky (Requiem for a Dream, Black Swan) has carved a real niche’ of making viewers physically uncomfortable.   That said, Mickey Rourke is excellent, and his performance was rightly lauded. He does the little things well.

Sean Penn notwithstanding (it’s a genuine and moving performance), I don’t think it is a good sign when you begin to hope for the assassination just to break the monotony of The Life of Christ in the Castro.  Harvey Milk was a much more fascinating and human figure.  He deserved better than this gauzy, hackneyed, preachy tribute.  And why they gave a best supporting actor nod to Josh Brolin for his portrayal of assassin Dan White is a mystery.  Brolin was very brief on screen and when he appeared, he essentially played like a man with a migraine.

The Duchess.  A lush period piece marred by further establishment of the fact that Keira Knightley, as beautiful as she is, has two stock acting moves – radiantly proud and quiveringly proud (the latter is an indication that she is in some manner of emotional upset).  That said, Ralph Fiennes, as her abusive husband, the Duke of Devonshire, steals this movie as the nuanced tormentor of the duchess.  The more annoying she becomes, the more you sympathize with her husband.

Humpday.  A sometimes clever but unsuccessful spin on the “bro-mance.”  Two heterosexual old friends reunite, one is recently married and on the baby track, the other is an artist “less Kerouac than he likes to think.”  They booze it up, hang with bohemian free-love, dope smoking cool cats and the staid friend becomes wistful for the free life.  Here it is – they agree (or challenge each other) to have sex on camera as part of a Seattle art project (“Humpday”). 

I know, I know.  And it is such a large hump to get over that the first 15 minutes are hard to endure.  But it gets better, especially as the dynamics are juiced by the utterly baffled wife.  Then, the last scene – the hotel room where they are to film their sex act – becomes interminable. 

A noble failure.

State of Play.  A Russell Crowe Washington D.C. political potboiler. Crowe sports  impressive weight gain to flesh out his frumpy D.C. reporter, and there are very strong supporting turns by Jeff Daniels as a corrupt congressman and Jason Bateman as a slimy P.R. flack.  The film also moves like the wind, but dewy-eyed cub blogger reporter Rachel McAdams is horribly miscast (she looks like she belongs at the Lancome’ section at Macys), and Helen Mirren as the tough editor is loaded with too many hackneyed lines.  Finally, Ben Affleck plays the congressman in the middle of scandal and his quivering lip and waterworks are being worked much too hard.  Pretty pedestrian.

Anvil: The Story of Anvil!  This is a rock-umentary about a Canadian heavy metal band that never made it.  It is understandable why they didn’t make it, and though there are a few interesting moments, this has already been sent up in This is Spinal Tap, so seeing it in reality, without the great writing, and without campy songs but straightforward metal death, is boring.