Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol – 3.5 stars
Cruise is BACK! But is it likely you missed him? His super spy Ethan Hunt is doggedly disinteresting. So, fantastic action set pieces (a breakout from a Russian prison, a break-in and demolition of the Kremlin, a car chase in a sandstorm, a finale in a modern multi-story parking garage) are made less exciting because you’re not invested The action sequences are first-class, especially a high wire act outside the Burj Khalifa, but if you don’t care if Cruise falls, does it matter?
Cruise spends huge chunks of this picture running really fast and very far (it’s more The Gods Must Be Crazy than Casino Royale). Endurance becomes the primary facet of his character. Moreover, 2/3 of his team (Paula Patton and Jeremy Renner) are very dull (Simon Pegg, as the technical wizard, is not and provides most of the laughs).
Okay, now I’m in full-fledged nag mode.
That said, I think you should maybe lay off the that saids.
I’ve been lazy.